Tuesday, March 11, 2014

Comrade's: How low can YOU go?


Have you ever wondered how low your standards are? Are you a bartender with low self-esteem, or able swallow your dignity in order to keep your electricity from being shut off? If so, Comrades Sports Bar and Grill may be looking for you! Streetwalking is hard work – come sit on your ass 35 hours a week for less than minimum wage (remember: health insurance is for pansies) at our idyllic location in a once-glorious shopping center, conveniently located next to the interstate!

1-2 years of bartending experience is required so we can cast you aside like a soiled sock once we find someone who can eat more shit than you. Brown-nosers will briefly be given preferential treatment.

Prepare for an “open” interview where you can catch up with other unemployed bartenders in front of our locked door while waiting indefinitely in our bracing Colorado winter weather. Comrade's is always looking for hard-working employees to shitcan due to our revolving-door policy.

Send email to d.bagg@comrades.com. Free-thinkers need not apply.

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