Have you ever wondered how low your
standards are? Are you a bartender with low self-esteem, or able
swallow your dignity in order to keep your electricity from being
shut off? If so, Comrades Sports Bar and Grill may be looking for
you! Streetwalking is hard work – come sit on your ass 35 hours a
week for less than minimum wage (remember: health insurance is for pansies) at
our idyllic location in a once-glorious shopping center, conveniently
located next to the interstate!
1-2 years of bartending experience is
required so we can cast you aside like a soiled sock once we find
someone who can eat more shit than you. Brown-nosers will briefly be
given preferential treatment.
Prepare for an “open” interview
where you can catch up with other
unemployed bartenders in front of our locked door while waiting indefinitely in our bracing
Colorado winter weather. Comrade's is always looking for
hard-working employees to shitcan due to our revolving-door policy.
Send email to d.bagg@comrades.com.
Free-thinkers need not apply.
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